I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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