I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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