My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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