so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
