She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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