he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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