I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
This is classic penis vs brain.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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