Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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