quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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