Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
we're so committed to being not committed
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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