Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
