Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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