Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm too high and old for this...
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