And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
