I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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