Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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