Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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