dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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