he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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