If that was your dad, he is hot
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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