another moral hangover. fuck.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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