Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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