Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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