Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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