you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
As shirtless as possible
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He's a Shit stain on my heart
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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