I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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