I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Randomize
