She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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