"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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