You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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