How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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