the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Ladies don't puke and tell
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
