where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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