I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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