yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I am spending my child support on dildos
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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