Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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