you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
false alarm, still single
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