Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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