You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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