her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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