what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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