I love black thongs
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I just found puke in my bra..
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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