We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
