no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
