Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I wear drunk well.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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