handjob tips. give me some.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
