how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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