so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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