At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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