quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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