so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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