don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
