i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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