How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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